January 23, 2009

Friday Five: Five best yo' mama jokes***

1. Your momma is so big she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.

2. Your momma is so fat she goes to the restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" 

3. Your momma is so dumb that when she went to the movies and read no-one under 17 admitted, she went and got 16 friends.

4. Your momma is so ugly her reflection quit.

5. Your momma is so fat that when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton for her missing picture.

*** it's just jokes, i love your momma, dont be mad